In light of the news item postponing the season finale of Boston Legal to make way for Dancing with the Stars, Darryl the Hitman suggests a new Boston Legal promo for ABC.
Alan Shore: So, Denny, what are you doing?
Denny Crane: Oh, just practicing my moves.
Alan Shore: I'm sure it's clear why you're doing that but for the fun of it, tell me anyway.
Denny Crane: Well, I've got some free time now.
Alan Shore: Free time? Aren't we supposed to be in court next week?
Denny Crane: No, man, we got bumped.
Alan Shore: What do you mean, we got bumped? Someone didn't mistake you for Denny Soprano, did they?
Denny Crane: Like anyone could outgun me? Please!
Alan Shore: So what's going on then?
Denny Crane: Well, they're airing a new show next week--Dancing Around The Question.
Alan Shore: I see. And what has this to do with you?
Denny Crane: Well, I signed up for it.
Alan Shore: Did you, now?
Denny Crane: Yes. By the way, what are you doing next week?
Alan Shore: Apparently nothing now. Why?
Denny Crane: I do need a partner and we're flamingos and all.
Alan Shore: Oh, why not? Just don't tell Shirley.
Denny Crane: You've got to admit it, Alan--it's never dull, is it?
Alan Shore: No, my friend, it isn't.
Denny Crane: That's the spirit! Now feel the beat already! Lock and load!
*Alan and Denny continue dancing while "Old Friends" by Simon & Garfunkel plays in the background*
Darryl the Hitman
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