2x01: "The Black Widow"
September 27, 2005 - A story of cellospeak, emotionally flatlined, moral decay, tightly corsetted minds and not the FBI
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2x02: "Schadenfreude"
October 4, 2005 - A story of war, a skillet, the laugh, Frosty, the snow girl, unconstitutional alimony and shutterbug - good God, y'all!
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2x03: "Finding Nimmo"
October 11, 2005- A story of salmon, raccoon hats, a clergy fetish, an icebox and moving on. 
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2x04: "A Whiff and a Prayer"
October 18, 2005 - A story of Minutemen, losing your head in court, atoning sins and sewer fishing - Glory, glory hallelujah!
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2x05: "Men to Boys"
October 25, 2005 - A story of loose belt buckles, being Schmidt-canned, lonely chubbyists, Trouble in River city and six years to $1.7m. Check, please!
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2x06: "Witches of Mass Destruction"
November 1, 2005 - A story of stop-loss, dissent v. disloyalty, Wiccans, Christians, being harmonic and flamingos somewhat pretty in pink.
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2x07: "Truly, Madly, Deeply"
November 8, 2005 -
A story of cows, clowns, courage, criminals and the imitable Mayor Crane
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2x08: "Ass Fat Jungle"
November 15, 2005
A story of sleepovers, fat lips, hit-and-remember and having your best friends head examined.
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2x09: "Gone"
December 6, 2005
A story of paint ball, Mannix, a cat, giving the finger and 37 mil living below the poverty line.
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2x10: "Legal Deficits"
December 13, 2005
A story of felonies and misdemeanors, handcuffs, bingo, hands, necessity and being a hoot.
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2x11: "The Cancer Man Can"
January 10, 2006
A story of partners, coat rooms, influence and finally becoming harmonic.
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2x12: "Helping Hands"
January 17, 2006
A story of helicopter parents, Asperger's Disorder, geckos named Linda, the mambo, a Chinese wall, The Schmidt and "Bev Crane!"
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2x13: "Too Much Information"
January 24, 2006
A story of Catherine-Get Your Gun, bribery, Internet Privacy and tie flambé!
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2x14: "Breast in Show"
February 7, 2006
A story of exposing protesters, a Bruins wake, running for D.A. and Catherine cooking her books.
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2x15: "Smile"
February 14, 2006
A story of contraception, private institutions rules and Barry Manilow the cat.
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2x16: "Live Big"
February 21, 2006
Shirley's ex-husband, who cheated on her with her sister on their honeymoon, asks her to be his best man at his wedding. Shirley is not sure of he has changed or is lying to his bride to be, Missy. Ryan Myerson helped euthanize his wife after she got Alzheimer's. When his lawyer recommends he plead to manslaughter because he can't win the trial, he wants Alan to take over. After 7 years of not speaking, Paul tries to reconnect with his daughter.
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2x17: "There's Fire"
February 28, 2006
Alan represents Joan Rubin in her case against her employer who asserts his employees should not smoke cigarettes in the privacy of their homes in order for his business to save on health insurance. Denny makes a commitment to Bev, then feels uneasy over her manipulations. The partners discuss Denny's personal expenses charges to the firm.
From ABC: Within three hours of getting married, Denny Crane is caught with another woman and Bev Bridges (Joanna Cassidy) demands an annulment and 50% of her brand new husband’s worth. While the attorneys from Crane, Poole & Schmidt frantically rally around their colleague to rescue him, Bev hires the slick, handsome divorce lawyer Eli Granger (Corbin Bernsen) to represent her. Meanwhile, Alan Shore defends Joan Zeder (Nicole Sullivan), who was fired from her job after being unable to adhere to the company’s strict no-smoking policy.
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2x18: "Shock and Oww!"
March 7, 2006
A story of 50,000 volts, a partner at Narcotics Anonymous, fathers and daughters, vigilantes, American Homeowners and Denny finds his bliss again.
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2x19: "Stick It"
March 14, 2006
A story of rehab, bad dreams, honoring your grandfather, evading those taxes on principle and Alan versus the Government - again.
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2x20: "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
March 21, 2006
Shirley goes up against Ivan in an unusual custody case. Paul takes a new path. Brad conducts dubious business with the building landlord. Catherine seeks Alan's help in another legally-suspect activity.
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2x21: "Word Salad Day"
March 28, 2006
A story of emptying your bucket, the family cooperative, Dopamine - the master molecule, passion or addiction, Pillow pants, value your melancholy – and needing friendship.
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2x22 "Ivan the Incorrigible" 
April 18, 2006
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2x23 "Race Ipsa"
April 25, 2006
A story of firing on your therapist, old footage, kissing, walking while black and taking air at the fourth wall.
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2x24 "Deep End of the Poole"
May 2, 2006
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2x25 "Squid Pro Quo
May 9, 2006
Marlene Stanger (Parker Posey) joins the firm and Denny Crane is pitted in court against his son, attorney Donny Crane (Freddie Prinze, Jr.).
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2x26 "Spring Fever"
May 16, 2006
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2x27 "BL: Los Angeles"
May 16, 2006
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Two hour season finale; 9pm - 11pm PT/ET
 

"Race Ipsa": original storyline when it was planned for season 1
[This episode, announced in March, was folded into 2x05 "Men To Boys and 2x23 "Race Ipsa", but remains here for now for archival interest]
In the face of Lori Colson's sexual harassment lawsuit against Denny Crane, Shirley Schmidt and Paul Lewiston consult Meredith Waters, whose nickname is "The Sex Police", and take unusual measures to keep the problem from becoming public and ruining the firm. Meredith suggests they try a radical approach and find someone to harass Denny.  Meanwhile, in hopes of convincing Chelina Hall not to move back to Texas, Alan Shore asks her to serve as second chair in a racially charged case; and as the tension between Shore and Chelina grows, so do Tara's suspicions. But Tara insists she and Alan are doing fine when Lori seems suspicious of his involvement with Chelina.

Boston Legal Season 2 Transcripts

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2 x 1    27 Sep 05 The Black Widow
2 x 2,     4 Oct 05 Schadenfreude
2 x 3,   11 Oct 05 Finding Nimmo
2 x 4,   18 Oct 05 A Whiff and a Prayer
2 x 5,   25 Oct 05 Men to Boys
2 x 6,     1 Nov 05 Witches of Mass Destruction
2 x 7,     8 Nov 05 Truly, Madly, Deeply
2 x 8,   15 Nov 05 The Ass Fat Jungle
2 x 9,     6 Dec 05 Gone
2 x 10, 13 Dec 05 Legal Deficits
2 x 11,  10 Jan 06 The Cancer Man Can
2 x 12,  17 Jan 06 Helping Hands
2 x 13,  24 Jan 06 Too Much Information
2 x 14,    7 Feb 06 Breast in Show
2 x 15,  14 Feb 06 Smile
2 x 16, 21 Feb 06 Live Big
2 x 17, 28 Feb 06 ...There's Fire!
2 x 18, 7 Mar 06 Shock and Owww!
2 x 19, 14 Mar 06 Stick It
2 x 20, 21 Mar 06 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
2 x 21, 28 Mar 06 Word Salad Days
2 x 22, 18 Apr 06 Ivan the Incorrigible
2 x 23, 25 Apr 06 Race Ipsa
2 x 24, 2 May 06 Deep End of the Poole
2 x 25, 9 May 06 Squid Pro Quo
2 x 26, 16 May 06 Spring Fever
2 x 27, 16 May 06 BL: Los Angeles